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I think it would be fucking great if...

Seahorses flew around swamps instead of mosquitoes.
You could go visit your amphibian freinds and smoke crawdad shells
out of shipwrecked camel feet. The seahorses would
buzz around in pairs and play in the smoke. They would
definitely NOT leave itchy bumps on your ankles and
forehead, instead they would wrap their tails around
your fingers.

Someone would invent Instant Hangover-be-gone. I would definitely
buy lots of Instant Hangover-be-gone.

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